I seem to have food poisoning or something.
I am starving, but nothing really stays down. The internets suggest eating the BRAT diet (bananas, rice, applesauce, and dry toast) or bland, soft foods such as pasta or mashed potatoes. I don’t know what the hell kind of mashed potatoes these people eat, but mine are made from scratch and contain roasted garlic and tons of butter, real butter. They are most certainly not bland and will likely not stay in my stomach.
If your mashed potatoes are bland, you are doing it wrong.
